Jared Kushner: What Have You Been Up To?

Dear Jared Kushner,

So you managed a Data Operation for Donald Trump's 2016 Election campaign that targeted social media and specific states based on all types of ROI.  That's a bit vague and I see that you haven't gone into detail about what ROI meant to the Trump campaign.

BUT -

PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE CONNECTING THESE TWO STORIES:

https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/13/15791476/russia-election-hack-database-illinois-florida-voting

https://www.forbes.com/sites/stevenbertoni/2017/05/26/jared-kushner-in-his-own-words-on-the-trump-data-operation-the-fbi-is-reportedly-probing/#5b548914a90f

On Truth: Trump Takes a Dump

President Trump responds and is concerned with one single thing:  LOYALTY

Trump has fired anyone that seeks to speak the truth about this administration. Let's take a look...

Sally Yates
Sally sought to help the Trump administration by warning that Michael Flynn was an issue and possibly subject to blackmail by the Russian government.  This came AFTER the fact that Obama had warned Trump about Flynn as a possible issue if he were part of Trump's administration.  Trump claims that Yates' "Heads up" was nothing but that.  A Head's UP?!  Should Yates have thrown her arms in the air and flailed about on the floor for President Trump to understand the sensitivity of the matter?  What does it take for this President to listen to anything whatsoever.  He's already reduced his daily briefings to a single page...

Preet Bharara
Trump said, when coming into office, that Preet could stay.  That is, until Jeff Sessions came into the picture and said to get rid of him.  If you think that Trump is pulling the strings and making the decisions, think again.  Trump does not know dick, and he didn't know Preet Bharara either.  Bye Bye.

Angella Reid
Chief Usher of the White House.  But why?  No one is really sure about that one.  I'd bet she has a good story though.  Unfortunately, I think she's wise to stay quiet about the reasons...

Michael Flynn
Who the heck is this guy?  Oh yeah...
The guy that lied about all of his involvement with Russian peeps.  But wait wait wait wait wait.  I know Trump got warned multiple times that Flynn was questionable for the role of National Security advisor, but he's very LOYAL.  Let's give him a chance.
Oh.  It's been reported that he has Russian ties in the media?  Let's very cordially ask for his resignation.  I mean, If he knows Russians, he might be valuable to us.  We don't want to upset Putin!

James Comey
Paraphrasing Trump: "OMG I LOVE THIS GUY.  He's got guts!!! Way to go!  You should have sent Hillary to jail, but you slammed her good, nonetheless.  Great job, Comey!"

Many days go by.... Comey repeatedly makes it clear that Trump's campaign and those involved are part of a major ongoing investigation.  Comey expresses that he is sick with the idea that he may have influenced the outcome of the election by releasing information about Clinton's emails.  Trump takes a dump in his diaper and fires Comey in an effort to influence and throw a wrench into the FBI Russian probe investigation.


Please.  Tell me.  Who should Trump fire next?

Republicans Are OUT in 2018

If this joke of "Repeal and Replace" Obamacare passes, expect the House and Senate to go Democrat in 2018.  This cannot be avoided due to the fact that human beings, regardless of whether they are Republican, Democrat or Independent, want to live.

The END.

Scott Wagner is not a Robot

I know I've been on the robot rant, but he's not a robot.  He's a moron.  Mr. Wagner does not accept logical programming, of any kind.

Who is Scott Wagner and why the hell am I writing about him?  Both are great questions.  Honestly, I wouldn't have known of his existence had someone not pointed out how ridiculously stupid a human he appears to be.

Mr. Wagner is a state senator of Pennsylvania.  There is nothing inherently wrong with that.  But there is something seriously wrong with his cognition.  His statements ring victoriously true in the merits of extreme idiocy.  Regardless of his thoughts on the outdoors, fishing and how the gas drilling industry might or might not affect such whimsical activities, his views on global warming truly take the cake among the uneducated:

From the NPR article:

He also took the stance that climate change is probably happening, though–citing scientifically unsound evidence–he maintained that the US shouldn’t worry too much about emissions.  “I haven’t been in a science class in a long time, but the earth moves closer to the sun every year–you know the rotation of the earth,” Wagner said. “We’re moving closer to the sun.”  He added, “We have more people. You know, humans have warm bodies. So is heat coming off? Things are changing, but I think we are, as a society, doing the best we can.”

Indeed, Mr. Wagner.  It sounds like you haven't been to a science class in a LOOOONG time.  Perhaps you haven't attended a single course in several hundred years?  The jury is not out on this one.  Shall I dare ask if you realize that the Earth's orbit is elliptical and not circular?  By your scientific postulating, we'd be torched in the Sun's flames for the better part of every year! Thank goodness you are massively incorrect in your assessment.  

What is so emphatically stupid about Mr Wagner's statements is that, like him, many people do not READ.  Instead, they listen to morons spout this type of nonsense and assume the information is correct.  The fact of the matter is, there is research that suggests that the astronomical unit (the distance of earth from the sun) is increasing by a few centimeters per year.  This is due to a number of factors, the most impact coming from the fact that the sun is losing mass.  We are NOT GETTING CLOSER TO THE SUN.

So, Mr. Wagner, please stop spouting your lies on the matter of global warming.

Devin Nunes... Might be a Robot.

Judgement is on hold regarding the robot status of Devin Nunes.

Devin Nunes is a lot like the moles in my yard.  I really want to eradicate moles in swift fashion, but they are just too cute.  They're cute because they are small, curious, and damned near BLIND.  Moles can see and hear, but not well - mainly due to small eyes and ears as to prevent dirt and other unwanted matter from deterring them on their mission.  

Devin Nunes leads The House Intelligence Committee to investigate possible Russian interference in the 2016 election of President.  Alrighty, buddy...

This is the reason that there is doubt that he is a robot:

Devin Nunes has no clue what he's doing.  In fact, he's getting played by the White House.  Whether he realizes he's getting played or he's playing along because he's too deep into the quicksand that is the ineptitude of the Trump administration, doesn't matter.  Nunes wears GUILT all over his face and anyone that's seen his mug has watched the discomfort of his pupils wander like he'd rather be digging ditches than answer the same question, repeatedly:  "Mr. Nunes, why did you totally jack up your investigation by doing the dumbest thing possible?"  Nunes' response is normally, "I've already answered this question."  

NO robot looks like Nunes, and it's because he exhibits shame and guilt.  Thus:  Devin Nunes is likely not a robot.  

Mr. Nunes, you've made one thing very clear.

You're great at pushing dirt.

Stephen Miller is a Robot

Hello, Homo sapiens of Earth.  Stephen Miller: ROBOT.

Frankly, he's made his verbose blathering known to many because it's absolutely insane and anything but human.  In fact, he claims that "...the powers of our president to protect our country are very substantial, and will not be questioned."

Thank you Mr. Miller.  However, you are massively incorrect and it could not be more satisfyingly challenged by none other than the great Stephen Colbert (Skip to the 4:00 minute mark):

Will NOT BE CHALLENGED?  Grab your toupee and get the hell outta here, fool.  You better plug back in and update your programming, because this is the United States of America.  Everything will be questioned.  Take a look in the mirror.  Are you thinking that you are a rationally cognizant human being?  I hope not.  No logical human actually believes that the POTUS is beyond inquiry and you better believe that Drump is not only questionable, but also borderline illiterate, immature, narcissistic and insane.  Look closely into your own eye sockets...

I'm fairly sure there is no soul in there.

See what I mean?

Kellyanne Conway is a Robot

This is not an alternative fact.  You already knew this, but I just wanted to reiterate.  I'm not exactly sure who programmed her or why her firmware has not been updated in a decade, but she continues to spew nonsense wherever she roams.  Limiting her time in the media is probably the only smart move that the Drump administration has made.