Saturday, May 13, 2017

On Truth: Trump Takes a Dump

President Trump responds and is concerned with one single thing:  LOYALTY

Trump has fired anyone that seeks to speak the truth about this administration. Let's take a look...

Sally Yates
Sally sought to help the Trump administration by warning that Michael Flynn was an issue and possibly subject to blackmail by the Russian government.  This came AFTER the fact that Obama had warned Trump about Flynn as a possible issue if he were part of Trump's administration.  Trump claims that Yates' "Heads up" was nothing but that.  A Head's UP?!  Should Yates have thrown her arms in the air and flailed about on the floor for President Trump to understand the sensitivity of the matter?  What does it take for this President to listen to anything whatsoever.  He's already reduced his daily briefings to a single page...

Preet Bharara
Trump said, when coming into office, that Preet could stay.  That is, until Jeff Sessions came into the picture and said to get rid of him.  If you think that Trump is pulling the strings and making the decisions, think again.  Trump does not know dick, and he didn't know Preet Bharara either.  Bye Bye.

Angella Reid
Chief Usher of the White House.  But why?  No one is really sure about that one.  I'd bet she has a good story though.  Unfortunately, I think she's wise to stay quiet about the reasons...

Michael Flynn
Who the heck is this guy?  Oh yeah...
The guy that lied about all of his involvement with Russian peeps.  But wait wait wait wait wait.  I know Trump got warned multiple times that Flynn was questionable for the role of National Security advisor, but he's very LOYAL.  Let's give him a chance.
Oh.  It's been reported that he has Russian ties in the media?  Let's very cordially ask for his resignation.  I mean, If he knows Russians, he might be valuable to us.  We don't want to upset Putin!

James Comey
Paraphrasing Trump: "OMG I LOVE THIS GUY.  He's got guts!!! Way to go!  You should have sent Hillary to jail, but you slammed her good, nonetheless.  Great job, Comey!"

Many days go by.... Comey repeatedly makes it clear that Trump's campaign and those involved are part of a major ongoing investigation.  Comey expresses that he is sick with the idea that he may have influenced the outcome of the election by releasing information about Clinton's emails.  Trump takes a dump in his diaper and fires Comey in an effort to influence and throw a wrench into the FBI Russian probe investigation.


Please.  Tell me.  Who should Trump fire next?


Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Republicans Are OUT in 2018

If this joke of "Repeal and Replace" Obamacare passes, expect the House and Senate to go Democrat in 2018.  This cannot be avoided due to the fact that human beings, regardless of whether they are Republican, Democrat or Independent, want to live.

The END.